YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE – you’re all kitted up and ready to go, but there’s a delay before the RIB heads off, then the boat-driver can’t find the wreck and needs to motor up and down a bit, and when you finally drop into the water it feels a bit cooler than you expected.
But the dive turns out to be really interesting, so your dive-time spins on and on until, finally, you get to the stage where you just have to go.
You probably don’t want to, but there are only two types of diver in the world, those who pee in their wetsuits and those who lie about it.
Back on the boat, you could hang off the dive-deck and rinse out your wetsuit, but the post-dive brew is clearly the first priority. Then you have to change the batteries in your camera and then it’s lunchtime and, inevitably, the suit gets forgotten.
By the end of day three, the whole of the dive-deck takes on a definite odour whenever the wind drops, because everybody else has been doing the same.
It’s diving’s shameful little secret, and as long as divers have bladders, it isn’t going to change.
Back home, it gets worse. The water in which we so happily immerse ourselves also adds a certain distinctive character to the neoprene smell of your suit when it dries out. If you dive in temperate seas it’s even more noticeable.
Leave your DSMB in the back of your car on a warm day and tell me I’m wrong.
Enter Zybax Scuba, the wetsuit-cleaner and odour-eliminator. It’s eco-friendly and has
a fresh mint fragrance that’s far more nasally acceptable than stale wee.